Maxim Magazine
Jordan, you don't have to read The Sun to realise you're no stranger to silcone. Is having them pumped up like having a new toy, in that you can't stop playing with them?
There was a lot of that going on to begin with and even now I can't stop looking at them. I call them Billy and Bob - my identical twins. But I absolutely love them and the great thing is they're even more sensitive now so they make me feel even sexier.
Do you think you'll get bored with them and go even bigger?
I'd never say never. You know what I'm like with my body - I always want something no-one else has got. If it's not my hair it's my boobs or my tattoos.
Seeing as your new boyfriend is Man United's Dwight Yorke, maybe you should go for a horny little red devil?
Ha! I am a horny little so-and-so but I'd never have a tattoo that related to my other half - no matter who he was.
Can we take it you are another celebrity Man United fan then?
No way. I may be going out with Dwight but I still support my home team, Brighton & Hove Albion.
But if Brighton played Man United, who would you support?
Oh I'd sit with the Brighton fans and support them. And I wouldn't care what Dwight thought of that because I would never let a man tell me what to do anymore. I suppose there's a danger I might turn into a bit of a bitch but I'm my own woman. If a man wants me he's going to have to prove it to me.
And is Dwight good at proving it?
Lets just say we get on really well despite being opposites. He's quite a private person and very quite and I'm a loudmouth who talks about everything all them time but it works really well. I'm not going to do everything he says like I did in previous relationships. When I was going out with Dane [Bowers, the fat chap who used to be in Another Level] he didn't like me doing shoots like this one so I had to keep my kit on but now I am off to do Playboy and I don't care what anyone says.
More power to your elbow. But can you also knacker Dwight out to give the rest of the Premiership a chance this season?
Well I do love sex and no-one's said anything about not having sex before a game but I don't want to ruin his career! Honestly, if I could, I'd have sex all the time. I'm not joking. It's on my mind constantly and I want it most of the time.
Would you ever consider going out with someone who wasn't a footballer or a pop star?
Of course. I wouldn't mind going out with a builder or something but normal blokes have got to be able to handle what I do and most can't. The other problem is no ordinary blokes ever chat me up. If I'm out at a club, blokes come up and just ask for an autograph. If they'd actually stop and ask me if I fancied a drink they'd probably get a nice surprise if I was single. But all they ever say is, ' Do you know, you're the best looking bird in here.' What am I supposed to say to that?
What would be your fantasy?
Group sex. Ideally with as many people as possible - every one of them giving their undivided attention. How good would that be? I'd probably be wearing nothing but high heels or boots. Better still, nothing but ankle socks with high heels. They're really sexy. And maybe some uniforms for later on.
Easy tiger. Has a man ever suggested something that has put you right off?
I tell you what, I'm up for anything. It's weird because some of my friends don't even like giving blow jobs. But me, I don't mind dirty sex and I quite like a bit of pain. In fact, I'm up for anything and everything apart from the mask and the straw.
Come again?
You know, the full face mask with just a straw to breath through. I can't see the point of that. If I put a mask on I wouldn't be able to use my mouth at all. If you ask me, that's just a waste.
Why, what would you use your mouth for?
Talking and stuff. I wouldn't use it the first time I was having sex with someone but in a relationship I love the line; "Take me then, you bastard." And if I'm in bed and someone calls me a whore that is just so damn sexy.
Any other party tricks?
I could tell you a couple of things but you wouldn't be able to print them [she's right, we couldn't].
What's the significance of your tattoo?
I had it done a couple of years ago. I always fancied having a bow at the base of my spine and I still love it. I like to think it sort of gift wraps me. It's like unwrapping a present. You know things are about to get really exciting once you get down to just the bow. |
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